Little Willie Poems.

Posted on February 15, 2020June 19, 2021 by Lucy

Written for the Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest.

New York Rat.

Little Willie was afraid of mice;
He laid in bed nearly suffice,
His head on the pillow felt oddly flat,
As it was actually an obese New York rat.

The Car.

Little Willie rode his bike,
And as he rode, he spiked
Over a rock, and as he flocked
Didn’t see the oncoming car as it honked…

Scissors.

Little Willie had some scissors,
His mother said don’t cut into smithers,
Well, one day Little Willie realized he had five fingers
Some say to this day four on the ground still linger.

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"Poetess of darkness"–dVerse community; cat hoarder, guitarist, keyboardist, psych major. View all posts by Lucy

15 thoughts on “Little Willie Poems.”

Doug Jacquier February 15, 202011:51 pm Reply

Love the last one, Lucy 🤪

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1. Lucy February 15, 202011:53 pm Reply
  
  Hahaha! Thank you! 😁
  
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varjakBaby February 16, 202012:01 am Reply

I like the discordance and disparity in continuity. <–not sarcasm

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1. Lucy February 16, 202012:03 am Reply
  
  Thanks!
  
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shankjoejoe February 16, 20205:11 pm Reply

🙂

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1. Lucy February 16, 20205:12 pm Reply
  
  🙂
  
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Lauren M. Hancock February 20, 20201:59 pm Reply

Hehe, I love the tone of this, Lucy, it made me smile. Thank you also for posting my link in Promote a Writer on Thursday, too! I really appreciate your support. 🙂

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1. Lucy February 20, 20202:12 pm Reply
  
  Glad you enjoyed. 😀
  And it was my pleasure.
  
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WINNER of the Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest 2/21/2020 | Chelsea Ann Owens February 21, 20208:35 pm Reply

[…] by Lucy […]

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Chelsea Owens February 21, 20208:44 pm Reply

Quite terrible. Good job!

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1. Lucy February 21, 20208:56 pm Reply
  
  Why, thank you! 😀
  
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Kritika February 23, 202011:53 pm Reply

Seriously terrible. The last one 👍😄👏
Liked it. 👏

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1. Lucy February 24, 202012:11 am Reply
  
  Thank you! So glad you enjoyed. 😄
  
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william Sinclair Manson April 7, 20203:45 pm Reply

You have a great way of writing sweet, and a great blog, thank you for all your kind visits, say hello, I wont bite lol.

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1. Lucy April 7, 20203:51 pm Reply
  
  Thank you so much!
  And yes, I will definitely drop by to say hello and leave a comment soon. Hahaha! I have enjoyed your content very much.
  
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