Just eaten with my mummy
(And with my daddy too)
KFC’s new artificial
Nuggets (spices too)
Asked mummy if this artificial
Meat was free-range grown?
As well as all the herbs and spices
Green and yellow brown
(She said she’d ask Colonel Sanders…)
I am a little worried
Will come to Hungry Jacks
Artificial meat and spices
(Also Donalds Mac).
I focus on writing humour. More can be found at my site ‘Flippant, Comic, and Serious’.
Pseudopsychosis. 
4 responses to ““KFC’s New Artificial Nuggets. Yum” by Don Matthews.”
Hah! Love it.
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Here what I like
It’s not liking the comment
Like I say
That’s what I like
It’s a bit of a torment
To just ‘like’ everyday
…
Hope I didn’t bore you
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Deep fried goodness too!
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‘Chicken’ nuggets, deeply fried-
Chicken nuggets? KFC lied,
Crumbed’n’crunchy, steaming hot-
But chicken? It is not.
As it congeals on its plate
It can’t conceal its vegetative state,
Never ever been breast or leg,
Never a question of chicken or egg.
Barely more than chicken stock,
Savoury chicken? what a crock,
It retains one original feature and that’s
Its overflowing with real saturated fats.
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