Mark Borne: A Quarantined Introduction

Hello, everyone! I’m Mark Borne!

Aliases: The Nexus Fox, The Quote Ant, Mark Swift, That Guy, The Food Poet, You-Know-Who…

I’m primarily, as the one alias would suggest, known among my friends as a food poet. Yes. I was rhetorically challenged to write an onion poem, and I promised I would. Everyone thought I was joking. I was not.

And now that reputation has become me.